For the person with big, deep pockets
January 29, 2009
Given that Switzerland is a neutral country, I always figured that everyone in the Swiss Army got to go on lots of fun camping trips and not even have to take along any guns. They'd sit around on little three-legged stools where they scale fish, pick their teeth and whittle basswood mountain goats with their eponymous, red-handled knives. Chances are that privates in the army are issued knives with only 4 blades, and as they work their way up the ranks, they get knives with more attachments. Five-Star, Swiss Army Generals get one of these MEGA-KNIVES with 87 implements and 141 functions. Mostly it's for show, though, to impress the troops.
Posted by Jefferson Kolle | Categories: Wacky Products | Permalink
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How do you even hold that thing??