Get stuff off your skin

A typical day at work in my store usually has me introducing a product to a customer for the first time to solve this problem or that.  Every once in a while though, the roles are reversed and one of my customers will present me with a product that in their opinion should be stocked in my store.  Now, I like to think that my store has everything and that when presented with a “new” product that there is already a reasonable facsimile of said product that can be found in my shop.  Sometimes though this is not the case.  Recently one of my regulars presented me with a bottle of magic potion that can seemingly get anything off your skin.  After testing it I knew I had to have some, and you will (and should) feel the same way.  Presenting: Removeez.

Removeez is more than just a clever name.  Made from an all natural mixture of citrus and other natural oils and extracts, Removeez can stand up to even the most stubborn agents of ickyness.  Grease, tar, permanent marker, adhesives, those annoying hand stamps from the night club; the list goes on.  Basically, if you can get it on your skin, Removeez can get it off.  Also, it smells pretty.  I don’t think I need to tell you how valuable a product like this can be, just check out these testimonials.  Many hand cleaners out there can dry out or damage your skin, not to mention the folly of using a solvent to try and tackle the job (not that I’ve ever tried anything so silly… cough).  So, if getting stuff on your skin is a regular occurrence (or if you have children, Removeez gets gum out of hair!) I highly recommend you acquire some. 

*Removeez is a brand-spankin’-new product (at the time of this post I have yet to have it in stock personally) but should be available online through the Removeez web site in the coming weeks.