Uplifting news for your lower back

We're all guilty of it. I've been both the giver and recipient of the old "Lift with your legs, not with your back," mantra only to forget that sacred principle when push comes to shove. Yes, the hypocrisy runs deep. Then, of course, there are the horror stories - lengths of marble countertop landing squarely on someone's big toe, the unwieldy sheet of glass slipping through sweaty palms to meet its brittle doom...but there is hope! Hope for all the hypocritical haulers of Heavy Stuff out there, available in the form of the FastCap Handle-On-Demand.

The HOD comes in a single or double-size option and attaches to a variety of non-porous surfaces to help you lift up to 100 pounds per handle. Just place the handle on your file cabinet or cut of formica and flip the lever to secure. They're quite affordable at about $8 and $11 for the single and double sizes respectively, cheap enough to buy two and convince a buddy to grab the other end. Rejoice ye sufferers of lower back pain, past, present, and future!